Pencils for a Midlife Crisis

Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you’ve earned it, after all. At least that’s what you’re going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp.

8-pack Standard #2 pencils:

• I should go back to school
• Signed up for banjo lessons!
• What do you think of botox?
• A tattoo sleeve would give me an edge
• Off to improv camp!
• My other pencil is a motorcycle
• I'm so punk with my pink hair
• Bought a food truck!